this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
PANTIES FOUND
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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