How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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