i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
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