so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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