she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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