Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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