i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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