I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
