I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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