Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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