o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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