am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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