lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
she looked like the before picture.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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