I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I have post one night stand depression
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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