May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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