i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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