I wish I could teleport
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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