he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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