I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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