Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
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