for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
