i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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