I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
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