Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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