No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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