So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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