He is such a slut. More and more my type.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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