i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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