would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We have started to decorate penises.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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