I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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