kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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