I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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