windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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