a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I've blown a few things in my day
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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