i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Randomize
