I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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