the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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