holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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