Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
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