How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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