She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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