I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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