I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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