The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
dude i'm inner monologue high
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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