Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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