I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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