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worst night to have a conscience
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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