Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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