Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I want you more than these girls want KFC
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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