I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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