too bad you live with your parents still
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Randomize
